What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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