A guy at a baseball game....

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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