A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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A women in the kitchen.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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Anti Joke

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