How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A man was shot. He died.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

eoin burgin is fat

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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