whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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To clowns walk into a bar. They don't notice each other because as soon as they walk to a 5-yard radius, the length that was said to be the range of a clowns eyesight (which was actually said by a controversial scientist, looked on as a madman; he created a whole clown-eyesight-range conspiracy), when a fire starts, creating a huge apocalyptic event. However, the two clowns go into the bar unphased. Both clowns then turn opposite directions. The clown on the right sits down with his drink and takes out his book about the Victorian Era. He constantly checks his watch. The clown on the left disapears into the croud, and steals french fries from table 36. After three hours, they both walk to the back of the bar, simultaneously tying their shoes not noticing their similarity in career choices. They both open a door marked PRIVATE (while tying their shoes). After sixteen days of exactly the same thing happening repeatedly... Both clowns see eachother on the way out of the bar. Little do the know that they are being watched by the scientist I mentioned earlier. Two Years Later Both clowns die instantly after being attacked by a giant war hammer-wielding octopus on the way home from the circus.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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