- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A man was shot. He died.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

eoin burgin is fat

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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