- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Knock knock knock OCD

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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