- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A women in the kitchen.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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