- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

A guy walks into a bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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