- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Knock knock knock OCD

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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