- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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