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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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