- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A pope meets another one

united we sit, cause we're fat

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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