What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Granny porn!

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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