What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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