- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

united we sit, cause we're fat

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

ever tried african food? they neither

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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