How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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