Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Jimmy Saville

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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