* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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My cat just died.

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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