Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Anti Joke

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