- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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