why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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