teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Poker? I barely even know her.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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