What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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