Dead girls can't say no.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

One, two, three, four and five

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

A man did not like this site

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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