Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

angelo snyder is not ga

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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