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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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