whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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