Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

angelo snyder is not ga

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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