Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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