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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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