- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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