- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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