- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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