- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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