Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Matthew Wyckoff

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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