- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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