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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

The diamond one below is hilarious.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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