- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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