A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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