Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Badabing.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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