why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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