What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

What's just not right? Left

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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