quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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