What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Your girlfriend.

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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