Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

i dont fisish anythi

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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