- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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