- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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