- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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