Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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