Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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