What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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An anti-joke

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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