A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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