- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Golf.

Fine, ladies first.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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