- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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