did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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