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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Donald Trump

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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