- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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