- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

I'm so punny.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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