Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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