What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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