- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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