- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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