- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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