How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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