- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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