Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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jews

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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people magazine

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Anti Joke

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