- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

women's rights.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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