- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

will you like this joke my sources say no

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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