A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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