- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Knock Knock. Come in.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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