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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

God is real.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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