Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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