A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Tony Romo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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