A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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i like turtles

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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