Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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women's rights.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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