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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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