- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Blacks

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

quantum physics?

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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