- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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