- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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