- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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