- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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