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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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