What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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