Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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