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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

An Asian with a big dick.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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