An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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