Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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sky silverstein

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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