- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

i hate non minorities!

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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