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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Chicken

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Justin Bieber

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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