- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

Knock Knock No solicitors

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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