- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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