- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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