- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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