12/23/2012

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Cancer. Super Cancer.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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