- Anti Joke

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Flowers are colors Love me

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What is your name? My name is Jeff