- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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