- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Albert your flies undone.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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