- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

kennah campion when she talks

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Chuck Norris.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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