If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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