- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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