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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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