Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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women's rights.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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test test

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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