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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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