shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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