- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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