why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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hello anomonous

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like if your cool

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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