Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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