A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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