- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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