- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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