- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Women's rights

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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