How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

A bar walks into a man

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

what is worse than a guy pissed?

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

i love to lick...

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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