- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Blacks

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Yes

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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