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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I have an idea! You leave.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Donald Trump

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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