Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Badabing.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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