- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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