- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats funnier than 24, 69

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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