- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

I have a really funny joke.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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