A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Anti Joke

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