- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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