What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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