A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

your mama so old, shes dead.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

woman's rights

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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