- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Badabing.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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