Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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call me maybe.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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