- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

No soap radio

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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