good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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