- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Cliterus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Urban ghettos

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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