- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

what do you call a black chef glendon

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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