Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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