Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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