- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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