What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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