- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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