- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!