- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

A muslim walks out of a plane.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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