- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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