A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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feminism

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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