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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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