- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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