Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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