- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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