- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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