- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

angelo snyder is not ga

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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