Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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